【09/01/2006】英語句院 Weekly Review

Unit 1. Humor

16.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

  2006/08/28

17.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

  2006/08/29

18.

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

  2006/08/30

19.

A history joke
Q:What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
A:I don't know, I wasn't invited!

  2006/08/31